Boutique talent placements for real-world moments

Mischief potted.

Annoying Plants is a boutique roster of performers (“plants”) trained to blend in, escalate on cue, and deliver calibrated disruption with impeccable timing—tailored for events, hospitality, and private gatherings.

Trusted by Northstar Events • Brickhouse Hospitality • Rivertown Conferences

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Nationwide • Limited windows

Calibrated disruption

Mild to memorable—escalation is available when it fits the room.

Boutique roster

Each plant has 2–3 signature specialties and a defined style.

Handler optional

Add on-site direction for complex environments or multi-beat moments.

Services

High-touch planning. Minimal friction. Disruption with taste.

Plant Placements

Discreet performers placed into real environments with a defined goal and a clear escalation range.

Moment Design

A short beat sheet outlines what happens, when it happens, and which boundaries we honor.

On-site Direction

Optional handler coordinates timing, cues, and escalation control so the moment stays on rails.

Boundaries matter. All moments are designed to be non-threatening and context-appropriate. Disruption and escalation are available by design—within agreed boundaries.

The roster

Each plant has 2–3 signature specialties and a flexible performance style.

Note: Availability changes quickly. For specific timing, request a quote.

Packages

Simple bundles that feel premium. Custom builds available.

Sprout Session

$250

1 Plant • 30 minutes • Mild disruption

Light beat sheet
Calibrated escalation range
Perfect for intimate settings

Greenhouse Set

$650

Up to 2 Plants • 90 minutes • Custom beats

Custom moment design
Multiple “takes” available
Great for parties & hospitality

Full Garden

$1,200

Up to 4 Plants • 2 hours • Handler optional

Handler / director add-on
High-energy environments
Best for events & activations

Add-Ons

Enhance the moment. Increase confusion. Deepen the lore.